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*sings like nicole kidman on sad hindi diamonds* [13 Feb 2004|07:39pm]

fuuh
[ mood | GAMLING IS LIFE ]

kiss...hama...gamling's...best friend

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Breakthrough in Gamlingology [05 Feb 2004|07:38pm]

mastertherion93
I am about to present factual information.

Some of you may be aware of my interest in occultism and mysticism. One area I have explored is the Qabalah (recently made famous by Madonna), in particular an aspect of it called gemetria, which involves adding up the numerical value of words in ancient languages (usually Hebrew, the original biblical language)

"Gamling," is spelled in Hebrew Gimel-Aleph-Mem-Lamed-Nun-Gimel. It adds to 124. I flipped open Aleister Crowley's "Sepher Sephiroth" (which was a mystical book long before it was a Final Fantasy 7 boss) and looked up that number. The following words also add to 124 (and hence are equivalent to "Gamling"):

124
An oak; hardness
Pleasure, delight; Eden

The results speak for themselves. ^_^
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[02 Feb 2004|04:21pm]

chibichibineko
CMON WE NEED TO DO FUN STUFF IN THIS COMMUNITY!!!!!!!!!!!!

LIKE A POTATO SACK RACE!!! THE SACKS CAN BE HAMA'S UNDERWARE AND WE CAN PUT A PICTURE OF GAMLING'S FACE ON IT!!
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our love is like the new york bay.. [02 Feb 2004|03:59pm]

chibichibineko
I LOVE GAMLING LIKE WOAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i was like thinking about it and i decided that i will only make sweet sweet love candy with ONLY TWO MEN. and they're local boys. their names are john goodman and GAMBLNIG SMITH!!!!!!!
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Top ten reasons why this community should be shut down [02 Feb 2004|12:08pm]

roadrage
[ mood | irate ]

10. Gamling refuses to bathe, and he smells of oliphant dung.

9. Gamling cheated on his SATs, and still only got a 600.

8. Gamling buys Michael Jackson records.

7. Gamling is really a dwarf who drank some Entwash.

6. Gamling rapes and pillages Kathleen Turner and her 2 children who call her
mummah.

5. Gamling ate Asian reporter Trisha Takenawa, only to get hungry an hour later.

4. Gamling makes the worst chicken parm I've ever tasted. And he still brags about how good it is.

3. Gamling exposed Janet Jackson's right breast during the Super Bowl.

2. Gamling doesn't even know how to ride a bike.

1. Gamling touches me, you know, DOWN THERE!!!

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i desire.... gamling. [31 Jan 2004|10:45am]

fuuh
HEY SO LIKE THE OTHER DAY THIS KID WAS CRYING BECAUSE CARVEL PUT THE WRONG SPRINKLES ON HIS FUDGE PIE ICE CREAM AND HE WOULDNT SHUT UP HE WAS RUINING MY DATE WITH GAMNBLING. SO LIKE I WENT OVER AND PUNCHED THE BOY AND GAMLIg WAS LIKE "HEY VIOLENCE ISNT THE ANSWER"

it changed my life. now i have been clean of violence since january 27th. thank you gamling. i will cherish our memories always
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GAMLING SPANKS PUPPIES!! [31 Jan 2004|10:37am]

chibichibineko
[ mood | naughty ]

god i was just thinking how much i have been neglecting this community. i am betraying gambling and that isn't good.

last night gambling was over and it was so cute because he was drinking baby formula and he HAD THE DRIBBLE CUP!! SO all the baby formula got all over his BEARD AND THE BABY!!! AWWWW

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[26 Jan 2004|03:49pm]

mastertherion93
Ok, so I was typing a paper last night and only half-listening to the television that was on in my room. The narrator of this program said something along the lines of, "Last year, gambling earned an unprecedented amount of money," but I thought that he had said *Gamling* had done so.

I nearly leaped out of my seat and cried for joy; it was a few moments before my jubilation dimmed as harsh reality hit me in the face. Yet another TV program that refuses to acknowledge this omnipotent and omnipresent minor character!

Something must be done--Tolkien obviously fucked up by passing Gamling over for the position of the ring bearer. Then again, it may be that Gamling wishes to remain a shadowy figure in the background who runs the world from a hidden island. Whatever course of action we take, we must not oppose the will of Gamling!

There is no god but Gamling!

93/93
Matt
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[19 Jan 2004|07:20pm]

roadrage
[ mood | confused ]

well what can i say about gamling... he's good looking. he has quite a beard. more crumbs in it than most stout men of the mark. he sings better than michael jackson. he never coaxed me into his house as a young innocent boy, and using his seductive wiles made me OH MY GOD I CANT BELIEVE I'M DOING THIS!!!

DO NOT ERECT A SHRINE TO THIS EVIL MAN!!! HE RUBBED MY BELLY AS A CHILD TIL IT WAS BRIGHT RED WHILE TAUNTING ME WITH SUCH PHRASES AS "PINK BELLY!!! PINK BELLY!!!" THEN HE ATE ALL THE LINT IN MY BELLY BUTTON!!!

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[19 Jan 2004|02:00pm]

mastertherion93
Ohhh...Gamling.....
I dreamt of him last night...I dreamt that he and I were castaways on a desert island.
Together, oh together, my darling, my chosen one...together in all things, bound as one as the rainbow is to the sky, dissipating in the warmth of a love so pure and holy.
O! Gamling! Gamling!
Silence.
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GAMLING A KING OF MEN [19 Jan 2004|10:54am]

fuuh
[ mood | apathetic ]

MAMA MIA! A GAMLING COMMUNITY!

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH HE IS SO HANDOME AND FRANKLY I THINK GAMLING IS BETTER THAN HAMA. I MEAN COME ON. OH AND ONE MORE THING GAMLING IS FLUENT IN FRENCH I WISH HE WOULD take me and speak sweet french nothings into my ear. oh gamling <3

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hail gambling king!! or so we wish! [19 Jan 2004|12:39am]

chibichibineko
[ mood | horny ]

welcome to the community of the best guy since sliced bread, need i repeat it again!?!

well.. the icon is a duck because since our lovey is never in the movie we cannot find pictures, so i picked the next best thing to a gambling. so amongst yourselves, chatter about gambling.

i hear he shops at a&p. i know where i'm getting my cookies from now!!

GAMBLING FUCKING RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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